Betty ford says i'm here all night
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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