She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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