spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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