Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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