GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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