...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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