Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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