So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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