My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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