id be glad to
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I need a beard to bite.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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