what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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