I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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