I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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