I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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