ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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