new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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