I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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