The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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