i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The adults are the big ones right?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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