batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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