All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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