She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
