What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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