If that was your dad, he is hot
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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