Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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