i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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