Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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