it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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