I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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