She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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