i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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