Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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