So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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