I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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