Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Girls should come with a carfax report
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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