just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
