if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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