im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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