Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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