okay pat passed out under dana's car
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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