found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i came on her dog
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
