if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think people are normalizing furries
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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