She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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