NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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