nut hugger
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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