Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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