WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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