just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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