shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can text with my tongue
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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