Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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