never play flip cup with pint glasses
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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