names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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