have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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