I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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