how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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