GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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