"it" just moved
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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